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It’s the card you send when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1014\"\u003enothing else feels like the right word\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1057\"\u003elaughter and expletives are equally meaningful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1147\" data-start=\"1106\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1147\" data-start=\"1108\"\u003eyou want someone to know you see them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1148\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1150\"\u003etraditional sympathy or thinking of you cards just feel too beige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1368\" data-start=\"1198\"\u003eThis everyday card uses honest language to show empathy AND humor — because sometimes grief and joy sit together and share a cup of coffee. 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