{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"official-widow-card","title":"Official Widow Card | Because Sometimes You Have to Play the Widow Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eWidowhood doesn’t come with instructions — but it \u003cem data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eshould\u003c\/em\u003e come with an Official Widow Card. This card acknowledges the reality of life after losing a spouse with honesty, humor, and permission to do whatever it takes to get through the day (or the next five minutes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eBecoming a widow changes everything — your identity, your routines, your patience for nonsense. Some days you’re strong. Some days you’re exhausted. 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