{"title":"Joy","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes joy looks like belly laughs.\u003cbr\u003eSometimes it’s a quiet smile.\u003cbr\u003eSometimes it’s dark humor, sarcasm, or a perfectly timed eye roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur joy products celebrate the kind of humor that feels real—the kind that acknowledges life’s chaos and chooses laughter anyway. No toxic positivity. No pressure to be grateful. Just honest joy, served with wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck our our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/search?q=father%27s+day\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Funny Father's Day Cards and Father's Day After Loss blog\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eFunny Father's Day cards and our blog on Father's Day After Loss.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"survived-another-year-trophy-birthday-card","title":"Survived Another Year Trophy Birthday Card | Funny \u0026 Honest Celebration Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eAnother year survived? That’s worth more than candles — that’s worth a \u003cem data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"639\"\u003etrophy.\u003c\/em\u003e The \u003cstrong data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eSurvived Another Year Trophy Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e honors birthdays with humor, humanity, and a playful nod to the fact that life isn’t always easy — but \u003cem data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eyou made it anyway.\u003c\/em\u003e The perfect way to celebrate someone who’s still standing (and still awesome).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003eBirthdays are a celebration — not just of age, but of \u003cem data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003eendurance.\u003c\/em\u003e You navigated another lap around the sun with grit, laughs, lessons, and a few questionable decisions. Some years were easy. Some were eye-opening. And some… well… you just survived them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eThis card leans into that truth with a wink and a trophy — because some accomplishments deserve a little irreverent applause. Whether you’re celebrating a friend, sibling, coworker, partner, or your own birthday journey, this card turns another year into a \u003cem data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eshared moment of joy\u003c\/em\u003e — and maybe a chuckle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eNot too cheesy. Not too serious. Just the perfect blend of warmth, honesty, and humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eWho This Card Is For \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003eThis card is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003eBirthday celebrations with personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1739\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003eFriends who appreciate humor and truth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1784\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eAnyone who survived a tough year\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003ePeople who love a lighthearted twist on aging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003eMoments when laughter is the best gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1916\" data-end=\"1941\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1939\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"2190\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"2027\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1981\" data-end=\"2027\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1981\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Survived Another Year Trophy Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2028\" data-end=\"2083\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2030\" data-end=\"2083\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2030\" data-end=\"2041\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank — ready for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2134\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2105\" data-end=\"2134\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2105\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.75\" x 4.75\" folded card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2135\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2137\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2137\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft, included (Square envelopes require additional postage)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2171\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2171\" data-end=\"2182\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium textured cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003ePrinted in Brooklyn, NY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipped from Grief \u0026amp; Joy with love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2342\"\u003eAnother year isn’t just older — it’s \u003cem data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2290\"\u003eearned.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2290\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003eCelebrate that with sincerity, humor, and a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2347\" data-end=\"2362\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e to give someone a birthday card worth remembering.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kwohtations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45356689096865,"sku":"GL-105","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/1980\/1761\/files\/Survived_Another_Year_Trophy_Birthday_Card_front_view.jpg?v=1772244859"},{"product_id":"retirement-card","title":"Quitter Retirement Card | Celebratory \u0026 Playful Greeting Card for Leaving Work Behind","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eThey didn’t just retire — they \u003cem data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"713\"\u003equit with purpose\u003c\/em\u003e… and now \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retired-card\" title=\"Happy on Monday Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMondays are happy\u003c\/a\u003e, naps are typical, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retirement-card-pants-optional\" title=\"Pants Optional Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epants are optional\u003c\/a\u003e. 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