{"title":"Popular Picks!","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"official-widow-card","title":"Official Widow Card | Because Sometimes You Have to Play the Widow Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eWidowhood doesn’t come with instructions — but it \u003cem data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eshould\u003c\/em\u003e come with an Official Widow Card. This card acknowledges the reality of life after losing a spouse with honesty, humor, and permission to do whatever it takes to get through the day (or the next five minutes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eBecoming a widow changes everything — your identity, your routines, your patience for nonsense. Some days you’re strong. Some days you’re exhausted. 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Some of it screams.\u003cbr data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2394\"\u003eThis card meets that with compassion that \u003cem data-start=\"2436\" data-end=\"2449\"\u003efeels real,\u003c\/em\u003e not polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2463\" data-end=\"2576\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2466\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e to send honest empathy to someone who needs permission to feel \u003cem data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003eexactly\u003c\/em\u003e what they’re feeling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kwohtations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45356689359009,"sku":"GL-103","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/1980\/1761\/files\/Fuck_You_Universe_Sympathy_Card_front_view.jpg?v=1772243642"},{"product_id":"permission-to-grieve-sympathy-card","title":"Permission to Grieve Sympathy Card | Honest \u0026 Comforting Condolence Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eWhen grief arrives, words often fall short. 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The \u003cstrong data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eQuitter Retirement Card\u003c\/strong\u003e brings playful recognition and genuine warmth to the moment someone leaves the workplace for good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003ePerfect for marking that bold transition with sincerity \u003cem data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eRetirement isn’t just an ending — it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003edeclaration.\u003c\/em\u003e A declaration that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e“I’m officially done.\u003cbr data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eI quit the clock.\u003cbr data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eI’m living life on my terms.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003eThis isn’t your standard retirement card. 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