{"title":"Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to retirement—the phase of life where every day is Saturday, pants are optional, and you’re busier than ever… somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur humorous retirement products celebrate the freedom, identity shift, and “what day is it?” energy that comes with officially being done with work. Because retirement isn’t the end—it’s just the beginning of doing things your way.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"retirement-card","title":"Quitter Retirement Card | Celebratory \u0026 Playful Greeting Card for Leaving Work Behind","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eThey didn’t just retire — they \u003cem data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"713\"\u003equit with purpose\u003c\/em\u003e… and now \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retired-card\" title=\"Happy on Monday Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMondays are happy\u003c\/a\u003e, naps are typical, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retirement-card-pants-optional\" title=\"Pants Optional Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epants are optional\u003c\/a\u003e. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eQuitter Retirement Card\u003c\/strong\u003e brings playful recognition and genuine warmth to the moment someone leaves the workplace for good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003ePerfect for marking that bold transition with sincerity \u003cem data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eRetirement isn’t just an ending — it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003edeclaration.\u003c\/em\u003e A declaration that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e“I’m officially done.\u003cbr data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eI quit the clock.\u003cbr data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eI’m living life on my terms.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003eThis isn’t your standard retirement card. This is the one that celebrates the \u003cem data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eofficial quitter\u003c\/em\u003e — someone who traded deadlines for dreams, alarms for slow mornings, dress codes for comfort, and five-day workweeks for a lifetime of happy Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1469\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest: retiring feels amazing when you get to skip the office \u003cem data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eforever\u003c\/em\u003e and greet every Monday like it’s a weekend with benefits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1618\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003eWhether it’s for a coworker, parent, partner, or friend, this card honors both the hard work that came before and the \u003cem data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1753\"\u003egleeful freedom\u003c\/em\u003e that begins now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1781\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003eWho This Card Is For \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1834\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eThis card is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"2077\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003ePeople proudly leaving the workforce\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1901\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003eFriends celebrating retirement freedom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"1981\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1981\"\u003e“I quit” vibes with \u003cem data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003ezero regret\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2026\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1984\" data-end=\"2026\"\u003eLoved ones ready for pants-optional days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2027\" data-end=\"2077\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2029\" data-end=\"2077\"\u003eAnyone greeting Monday with joy instead of dread\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2084\" data-end=\"2109\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2088\" data-end=\"2107\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2110\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2110\" data-end=\"2148\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2121\"\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirement Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2149\" data-end=\"2196\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2196\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Quitter Retirement Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2197\" data-end=\"2268\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2199\" data-end=\"2268\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2199\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank — great for personal messages or group signatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2269\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" × 5.5\" (A2)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2316\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft, included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2335\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium textured cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2335\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003eShipped from Grief \u0026amp; Joy with love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eThis isn’t just retirement…\u003cbr data-start=\"2456\" data-end=\"2459\"\u003eIt’s the official moment someone said:\u003cbr data-start=\"2497\" data-end=\"2500\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2500\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003e“I quit — and I’m glad I did.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e to celebrate with sincerity, joy, and a little playful swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Expression Design Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45356689424545,"sku":"C0235","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/1980\/1761\/files\/Quitter_Retirement_Card_front_view.png?v=1772242140"},{"product_id":"retired-card","title":"Retired Card | Genuine Congratulations \u0026 Happy Monday Freedom Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"572\"\u003eWork is over — \u003cem data-end=\"619\" data-start=\"587\"\u003eevery Monday is a celebration.\u003c\/em\u003e This \u003cstrong data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"625\"\u003eRetired Card\u003c\/strong\u003e honors that blissful freedom with warmth, sincerity, and just a hint of joyful humor. 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data-start=\"1810\"\u003eAnyone who now greets \u003cem data-end=\"1849\" data-start=\"1832\"\u003eMonday with joy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1903\" data-start=\"1852\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1903\" data-start=\"1854\"\u003ePeople who appreciate thoughtful, real-life humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1935\" data-start=\"1910\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1933\" data-start=\"1914\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2165\" data-start=\"1936\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1974\" data-start=\"1936\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1974\" data-start=\"1938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1947\" data-start=\"1938\"\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirement Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2002\" data-start=\"1975\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2002\" data-start=\"1977\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1987\" 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data-start=\"2127\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium textured cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2165\" data-start=\"2125\"\u003eShipped from Grief \u0026amp; Joy with love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2339\" data-start=\"2219\"\u003eRetirement means no weekday blues — only happy Mondays, peaceful mornings, and the joy of living life on your own terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2423\" data-start=\"2341\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2359\" data-start=\"2344\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e to send a retirement message that celebrates freedom \u003cem data-end=\"2418\" data-start=\"2413\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Expression Design Co","offers":[{"title":"Default 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