{"product_id":"fuck-definition-everyday-card","title":"Fuck Definition | Everyday Greeting Card That Says Exactly What You're Thinking","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"385\"\u003eSometimes the only appropriate word for how life \u003cem data-end=\"450\" data-start=\"434\"\u003eactually feels\u003c\/em\u003e is … well, you know. This \u003cstrong data-end=\"522\" data-start=\"477\"\u003eFuck Definition Everyday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e gives voice to the unfiltered emotions we all want to say but often only think. Perfect for grief, chaos, fumbling through life, and moments that deserve a middle finger wrapped in love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"714\" data-start=\"711\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"747\" data-start=\"716\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"745\" data-start=\"720\"\u003eWhy This Card Matters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1010\" data-start=\"748\"\u003eLife can be beautifully awful, hilariously sad, and wonderfully messy—often all at once. This isn’t a card that pretends everything is sunshine and rainbows. Instead, it leans into the \u003cem data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"933\"\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e feelings with a wink and a heartfelt nod. It’s the card you send when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1014\"\u003enothing else feels like the right word\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1057\"\u003elaughter and expletives are equally meaningful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1147\" data-start=\"1106\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1147\" data-start=\"1108\"\u003eyou want someone to know you see them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1148\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1150\"\u003etraditional sympathy or thinking of you cards just feel too beige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1368\" data-start=\"1198\"\u003eThis everyday card uses honest language to show empathy AND humor — because sometimes grief and joy sit together and share a cup of coffee. You know the kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1565\" data-start=\"1370\"\u003eWhether you’re consoling a friend, acknowledging a life moment that’s hilariously shitty, or just getting real with someone you love, this card says:\u003cbr data-end=\"1522\" data-start=\"1519\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1565\" data-start=\"1522\"\u003eI get it — and I’m right here with you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1567\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1602\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1600\" data-start=\"1576\"\u003eWho This Card Is For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1628\" data-start=\"1603\"\u003eThis card is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1872\" data-start=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1678\" data-start=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1678\" data-start=\"1632\"\u003eFriends navigating loss with grit and humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1731\" data-start=\"1679\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1731\" data-start=\"1681\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates real talk over platitudes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1732\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1734\"\u003ePeople who need a laugh \u003cem data-end=\"1763\" data-start=\"1758\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a hug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1822\" data-start=\"1772\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1822\" data-start=\"1774\"\u003eThose tangled in the everyday bullshit of life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1872\" data-start=\"1823\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1872\" data-start=\"1825\"\u003eMoments that demand honesty over sugarcoating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1926\" data-start=\"1874\"\u003eThis is an everyday card with extraordinary empathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1931\" data-start=\"1928\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1958\" data-start=\"1933\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1956\" data-start=\"1937\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2299\" data-start=\"1959\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1995\" data-start=\"1959\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1995\" data-start=\"1961\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1970\" data-start=\"1961\"\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2040\" data-start=\"1996\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2040\" data-start=\"1998\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2008\" data-start=\"1998\"\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-end=\"2038\" data-start=\"2021\"\u003eFuck Definition\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2103\" data-start=\"2041\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2103\" data-start=\"2043\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2054\" data-start=\"2043\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank — so you can write the words that matter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2135\" data-start=\"2104\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2135\" data-start=\"2106\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2115\" data-start=\"2106\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" × 5.5\" (A2)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2168\" data-start=\"2136\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2168\" data-start=\"2138\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2151\" data-start=\"2138\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2204\" data-start=\"2169\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2204\" data-start=\"2171\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2183\" data-start=\"2171\"\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brooklyn, New York\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2299\" data-start=\"2205\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2299\" data-start=\"2207\"\u003ePrinted on premium cardstock for a quality feel — because honesty should never feel cheap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2299\" data-start=\"2205\"\u003eShipped from Grief \u0026amp; Joy with love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2614\" data-start=\"2353\"\u003eSometimes the best words are the ones we \u003cem data-end=\"2416\" data-start=\"2394\"\u003eactually want to say\u003c\/em\u003e — not the ones greeting card companies think we “should.” This \u003cstrong data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2480\"\u003eFootnotes — Fuck Definition Everyday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e lets you speak truth, share a chuckle, and offer real presence in a moment that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2746\" data-start=\"2616\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2634\" data-start=\"2619\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e and send something meaningful — even if it’s a little profane. 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