{"product_id":"retirement-card","title":"Quitter Retirement Card | Celebratory \u0026 Playful Greeting Card for Leaving Work Behind","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eThey didn’t just retire — they \u003cem data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"713\"\u003equit with purpose\u003c\/em\u003e… and now \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retired-card\" title=\"Happy on Monday Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMondays are happy\u003c\/a\u003e, naps are typical, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/griefandjoy.myshopify.com\/collections\/joy\/products\/retirement-card-pants-optional\" title=\"Pants Optional Retirement Card\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epants are optional\u003c\/a\u003e. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eQuitter Retirement Card\u003c\/strong\u003e brings playful recognition and genuine warmth to the moment someone leaves the workplace for good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003ePerfect for marking that bold transition with sincerity \u003cem data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eRetirement isn’t just an ending — it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003edeclaration.\u003c\/em\u003e A declaration that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e“I’m officially done.\u003cbr data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eI quit the clock.\u003cbr data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eI’m living life on my terms.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003eThis isn’t your standard retirement card. 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