{"product_id":"wait-until-you-see-the-nursing-home-funny-fathers-day-card-sarcastic-cheeky-gifts","title":"Wait Until You See the Nursing Home - Funny Father's Day Card Sarcastic Cheeky Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy Father’s Day. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso… Karma Is Coming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eA sarcastic Father’s Day card for dads who spent years threatening consequences — and kids who are finally ready to return the energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eEvery parent has said something like:\u003cbr data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"481\"\u003e“Just wait until you have kids someday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eWell…\u003cbr data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"531\"\u003ejust wait until \u003cem data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eyou see the nursing 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