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Funny empathy greeting card with “Fuck Definition” text
Blank inside everyday greeting card with kraft envelope

Fuck Definition | Everyday Greeting Card That Says Exactly What You're Thinking

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Sometimes the only appropriate word for how life actually feels is … well, you know. This Fuck Definition Everyday Card gives voice to the unfiltered emotions we all want to say but often only think. Perfect for grief, chaos, fumbling through life, and moments that deserve a middle finger wrapped in love.


Why This Card Matters

Life can be beautifully awful, hilariously sad, and wonderfully messy—often all at once. This isn’t a card that pretends everything is sunshine and rainbows. Instead, it leans into the real feelings with a wink and a heartfelt nod. It’s the card you send when:

  • nothing else feels like the right word

  • laughter and expletives are equally meaningful

  • you want someone to know you see them

  • traditional sympathy or thinking of you cards just feel too beige

This everyday card uses honest language to show empathy AND humor — because sometimes grief and joy sit together and share a cup of coffee. You know the kind.

Whether you’re consoling a friend, acknowledging a life moment that’s hilariously shitty, or just getting real with someone you love, this card says:
I get it — and I’m right here with you.


Who This Card Is For

This card is perfect for:

  • Friends navigating loss with grit and humour

  • Anyone who appreciates real talk over platitudes

  • People who need a laugh and a hug

  • Those tangled in the everyday bullshit of life

  • Moments that demand honesty over sugarcoating

This is an everyday card with extraordinary empathy.


Product Details

  • Type: Everyday Greeting Card

  • Title: Fuck Definition

  • Inside: Blank — so you can write the words that matter

  • Size: 4.25" × 5.5" (A2)

  • Includes: Kraft envelope

  • Made in: Brooklyn, New York

  • Printed on premium cardstock for a quality feel — because honesty should never feel cheap.

  • Shipped from Grief & Joy with love

Sometimes the best words are the ones we actually want to say — not the ones greeting card companies think we “should.” This Footnotes — Fuck Definition Everyday Card lets you speak truth, share a chuckle, and offer real presence in a moment that matters.

👉 Add to cart and send something meaningful — even if it’s a little profane. Because life is messy, and your card can be too.

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